Friday, July 15, 2005
I hate the earth's sun
Check out this weekend's forecast. This is the sort of forecast that means I'll be spending the weekend indoors, preferably in the basement, because if I spend more than ten minutes outside I will lose all muscular coordination and collapse into a puddle of warm, quivering, white-guy-flavored Jell-o. Not that I don't have things to do indoors, but it just so happens that my in-laws will be in town this weekend and I usually feel the need to get out of the house from time to time when they're visiting. They're lovely people, very helpful and all that, but, well, you know.
Glad to see the weather will be beautiful on Monday.