Thursday, September 14, 2006

Journal: Ironman?

As I walked in, using a cane, the lifeguard recognized me. I hadn't taken the cane to the pool before, but figured it might reduce the chance of me losing my balance and spilling the contents of my skull onto the pool deck.

She mugged a look of concern and said, "Are you okay? Did you do the Iron Man [triathlon held in town over the weekend]?"

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1 comment:

mdmhvonpa said...

Hmmm, at that point you give her the best 'manly man' look and say, "Why yes, I did. Oh, no, wait. I did the IRON LUNG!"