Thursday, December 21, 2006

Suggestions for sterner FDA warnings for acetaminophen

"FDA Wants Sterner Pain Reliever Warnings" - AP, 12/20/06

1. Extended use of this product will make your face stay that way.
2. Use as directed or you'll shoot your eye out.
3. Converting this package into a bong is prohibited by federal law.
4. For internal use only; do not insert product into ear or nose.
5. This product is not approved for use by squirrels.

1 comment:

Michelle said...

Damn, I didn't know that. I best cut down my consumption...:)